Today is such a great day... And I wanna share some of my random thoughts for this very day...
- I am not scared of the dark... I`m scared of what`s IN it.
- I am not afraid of heights... I`m afraid of FALLING.
- I am not afraid of the people around me... I`m just afraid of REJECTION.
- I am not afraid to love... I`m just afraid of not being LOVED BACK.
- And I am not afraid to try again... I`m just afraid of getting HURT for the SAME reason.
- All shrimps are born female, but turns to male as time goes. So are they like gayish.
- Starfishes are pretty but they don`t have brains. So don`t be offended once I call you one.
- Penguins can only have one mate, they spend almost half of their life looking for their destined partner, then spend the rest of it with him/her. How sweet!
If the 7th and 8th digits are:
- 02 or 20 - it`s from CHINA. Low Quality.
- 08 or 80 - it`s from GERMANY. Fair Quality.
- 01 or 10 - it`s from FINLAND. Very Good Quality.
- 00 - it`s from Original Factory. The Best Quality
- 13 - it`s from Azerbaijan. Bad Quality and dangerous to your health.
A man and a barber were talking...
Barber: God does not exist. `Coz if there is God, there will be no suffering.
The man did not reply to avoid arguments, then he left the shop.
Outside, the man saw a beggar with long dirty hair.
Then the man went back to the barber shop.
Man: You know, barbers don`t exist.
Barber: [Laughing] Can`t you see I`m a barber?
Man: If a barber exist, there would be no man with dirty long hair.
Barber: It`s just that they don`t come to me.
Then the man said, "Like God, if people will come to him, there will be no suffering."
Again, today is indeed a wonderful day. It`s Friday guys and it`s weekend again! Wow, I`m having my rest day again tomorrow... It`s indeed a very tiring week.
Enjoy and live life to the fullest! God Bless everyone!