Some 'FUNNY TRUTHS'

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Here are some funny truths in life that you`ll surely agree with...

• SCHOOL is a place where papa pays and child plays.

• LIFE INSURANCE is a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

• NURSE is a person who wakes you up just to give or remind you to take your sleeping pills.

• MARRIAGE is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and a woman gains her master`s.

• DIVORCE is the future tense of marriage.

• FATHER is a banker provided by nature.

• CRIMINAL is a person no different from the rest except he gets caught.

Haha, it`s so funny learning that all of these are true. Now tell me WATCHUTINK?