Here are some funny truths in life that you`ll surely agree with...
- SCHOOL is a place where papa pays and child plays.
- LIFE INSURANCE is a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
- NURSE is a person who wakes you up just to give or remind you to take your sleeping pills.
- MARRIAGE is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and a woman gains her master`s.
- DIVORCE is the future tense of marriage.
- FATHER is a banker provided by nature.
- CRIMINAL is a person no different from the rest except he gets caught.